Chayvone: Aly, I need your honest opinion on something. How was the McCafe shake?
Me: Honestly, it was a cup of HEAVEN on this Planet. And to be honest some more, I am upset that I am not having one right now. I would give up food for that shake. HEAVEN.
Chayvone: SWEEET! I'm going to go indulge in HEAVEN on EARTH!
Me: I wish I was smart enough to think of that, before I wasted my calories on this stupid salad.
Chayvone: Words can't explain the great sensation that is flowing through me with this GREAT ICE CREAM CONCOCTION... I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN... I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!
I'm a pusher.