Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Quote of the Day

Me: "I can pass for a senior in high school, if I tried."

Melissa: "Alrighty..."

Me: "I totes magotes can, for real, man."

Melissa: "What?"

Me: "I'm speaking like a teen. You're too old to recognize how hip I am."

Melissa: "Or you're too old to recognize that is not hip. Where do you get your information from?"

Me: "Movies? JUNO!"

Melissa: "Oh, boy..."

Me: "I am Hip. Hip Hop. Hip Hop Anonymous. And I am nothing if not relevant."

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