There has been a long standing feud between my brother and I. He once called my eyes an unflattering name referring to their color. I retorted with the fact that our eyes are identical. And the feud continues...
Me: "Who's eyes are lighter? Mine or Jordan's?"
Aunt Brenda: "Jordan's."
Jordan: "Yes, they are like a hazel blue with a touch of brown."
Me: "Far from that."
Grandpa Alton: "Mine are pink!!"