Thursday, January 20, 2011

Buying Into The Family

You know how movies can glorify Mafia life, but always seem to take a hard look at the life of a Mafia wife? Well, I can scream it out loud, "I DON'T CARE!" Nothing has ever been able to demystify their existences to me. And if you are anything like me, maybe you would be interested in learning that the CORLEONE COMPOUND IS NOW FOR SALE. That's right, kids: The house is real, it's available, and it's shooting your name into the inside of your eardrum. It's in Staten Island, so there are so many cultural amenities you could take advantage of. You could find a deserted Italian place and have some spaghetti and marinara sauce. But if someone spends a few minutes too long in the bathroom, you should probably leave. Also, you can go swimming with the fishes. Or at least wade through water with them. I'm not sure how much trash and severed body parts float in the water down there, but there are things alive you could splash around with definitely. Really, the only drawback that I can think of is that it's listed at $2.9 million. So I am out of the running, unless I marry a Corleone of my own.

Remember, this house is no different than any powerful house, any house with power, like a president's house or a senator's house.

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