Quote Of The Day

Me: “I watched the Superbowl tonight... The whole thing, from start to finish.”

Jordan: “Wow. Who forced you?”

Me: “My friend Shaun who was very patient and explained everything to me so it wasn’t painful. A few runs were, dare I say, exciting?”

Jordan: “Pathetic. Three year-old girls with an abnormal upbringing know the basic rules of football. How you go 36 years without knowing is beyond me. You’re almost human now.”