Dog Walking 101:
Your lunatic yorkie will be most interested in rubbing his body underneath bushes, and not in meeting people, letting kids pet him, catching the breeze... walking. And if your luck is anything like mine, his favorite bush will have branches that look like this one above. And if you ever see this branch specifically, please note that each and every little round ball of frustration is covered in a sticky, hair knotting solution. It was a nice walk.