Friday, May 15, 2009

Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe

This is all from The Onion. And you know what that means: Truth.

"Nike is proud to continue its commitment to new and innovative products with the first ever sneaker developed exclusively for sex," president and CEO Mark Parker said. "Stylishly sculpted and contoured for enhanced comfort, the featherlight Air Fornicator provides superior energy return to reduce fatigue and boost the libido."

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