Quote of the Day

Me: "I really hate the wheelchair guy in my building." (After finding out he has been writing to the governor of New Jersey every week for over the past five years to have a closer spot to the building. Even though his spot is insanely close and double the size of anyone else's, while he is also guaranteed a spot when nobody else is. So now, they are digging up the front yard of grass in front of the lobby in my building and making him his own spot. Who does that?!? I need out.)

Julia: "He's as lame as his legs. Oooh, too soon."


*Side note: Maybe if you spent a tenth of that psychotic and persistent time spent being proactive with your life or stocks, you could be buying a house of your own instead of ruining the only patch of grass your entire apartment building gathers around. I hope this spot fills the chasm in your chest where a heart is supposed to be.

**Additional side note: If anyone wants to do something ridiculous, absurd, and socially unacceptable, write the governor of New Jersey every single week until the office grants you whatever you desire.