A.H. starting a bag of animal crackers:
"The lion tastes pretty good. That is a monkey. I don't think he's gonna taste as good. The monkey's not as good as the lion. That's a bear. The bear is pretty good. I think that's supposed to be a tiger. I don't think that's gonna be really good... Awwww, can I really eat this guy? It's a koala bear. A hippo- wait, what is that? A nipple? I wonder if I just eat that section of cookie, milk will come out. See? That's either a nipple or the other thing.... A squatting camel."
Me:
"Is that good?"
A.H.:
"Well, a squatting camel tends to spit less."
Tears ensued.
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