Jordan: (On leaving work early) "I'm going to the all star game with joey! How sick?"
Me: "I would love to come. Thanks for the invite."
Jordan: "HAHA. Did they score the hoop yet? Hooray team!"
Me: "Oh, it is basketball?"
Jordan: "No. That's you during a baseball game. You don't even know which all star game is on."
Me: "I thought it was baseball which is why I said I would go."
Jordan: "The only tickets you should receive are for les miserables."
Me: "Do not eff with me son."
Jordan: "IT IS BASEBALL."
Me: "I would love to see les mis!"
Jordan: "I feel the vein in my neck pumping massive amounts of blood."
Me: "I know it's baseball, silly monkey face."
Jordan: "And now it popped..."