Me: "I need veggies or fruits...A is for apple. B is for banana. C is for carrot. D is for daikon. E is for.... eggplant!!! F is for ..."
Jordan: "Freeze this convo!"
Me: "Fennel. G- garlic. H- hot pepper. I.... There is no 'i'! I have stumped myself!!"
Jordan: "I put a pen through my eye because of this conversation. There's your 'i'."