Last night, Patton Oswalt was generously tweeting some updates on Mitt Romney's speech. Now, please don't embarrass yourself by asking me details on the speech, or really anything regarding this odd first named fellow's anything, because I will refrain from answering to spare your pride. HERE is Patton's Twitter Feed! (He and I are totally on a first name basis.) And here are some of his highlights...
"America is where if you are Christian or Muslim or anything at all there is opportunity and church. Jews also."
"America doesn't ask what. We question the answers that are there. There there. Bear."
"It will be dinner after. But now is before that and now America. The future."
"White children and black women and wheelchairs. Farmers. Everyone is allowed."
"The highways are flat and black. To drive on. Cars go."
"America. We are all alive here and living here."
Ah, to be old and insane...