Conversation of the Day

The one where my brother got confused with the difference between a straight razor and a disposable razor...

Jordan: "I want to start shaving with a straight razor."

Me: "Really? Those can be really dangerous."

Jordan: "What are you talking about? To who?"

Me: "Most inexperienced people. Like in that musical where Johnny Depp was a barber and murdered people with a straight razor. It's a weapon."

Jordan: "Listen sweetheart, those were called scissors."

Also, the one where my brother got confused with the difference between Sweeney Todd and Edward Scissorhands.