Me: "Carrie! Want to punch her!"
Carrie: "Do it! I triple dog dare you."
Me: "I am not Shaun."
Carrie: "But if you look deep inside yourself and work on your acting skills, you can be."
Me: "It probably wouldn't take too much to get into character. A buzzer, some magic markers and a few shots of... testosterone."
Carrie: "Do it!"