This could be the greatest thing I have seen all week: Death Bear
For anyone living in Brooklyn, contact the Death Bear this weekend, via text, all information here:
Saturday, January 9th, 2010
and Sunday, January 10th, 2010
Serving all Brooklyn only
Text 347-742-2293 for an appointment
You can be fortunate enough to have a seven foot black bear come to your Brooklyn apartment and take from you any leftover items from bad break ups. Where is the Jersey Bear?