Jordan: “You wanna hear something gross that is close to making me puke if I dont stop thinking about it?"
Me: “Not really.”
Jordan: “I guess 5 minutes in boiling water isn't enough for the yolk, 'cause the outside is fine, but I bit into a few of the yolks and the inside is still like a baby chick looking me in the face, squeeking, "Stop, it hurts!"
Me: (Laughing uncontrollably) "Stop! It hurts!"