Grandpa: "I drove tanks in the war for fun. I would go in and out of ditches, and let me tell you, you really lose your kishka's doing that."
Me: "I'm sure."
Grandpa: "But I wouldn't drive a tank now. Not for fun, not even if anyone really needed me to. You know, I'm not a kid anymore."
Me: "I don't think you need to worry about that. The government won't be giving you a tank to ride anytime soon."