Friday, July 24, 2009

Quote of the Day

Me: “I can be your DD.”

Jordan: “Double date?”

Me: “What? Your designated driver!”

Jordan: “In Fort Lee, there’s no such thing as designated driver, we all learned how to drive drunk.”

Me: “I google searched DD. Three things came up. First thing: Designated Driver. Second thing: big breasts. Third thing: Darling Daughter. I am all of the above!”

Jordan: “Disgusting and horrible.”

Me: “You’re the one that thought I suggested we go on a double date….”

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