Thursday, July 30, 2009

Doggone Crazy

I love when people send me links. It gives me the freedom to share them without the obligatory assumption of, "Yes, I just looked up doggy sex toys." Phew! With no further ado, behold a real life, honest to G-d, canine sex toy:


And, as if that weren't enough in the sick way humans personify their pets, I present to you the Dog Snuggy:


So, if I am following this correctly, you can wrap your dog up in felt, with the assumption that constricting felt with enhance his or her natural coat. And then, you can help your dog to reach it's more intimate moments by supplying it with a piece of plastic, with the assumption that thousands of years of evolution will fall by the wayside and these living, breathing creatures will no longer crave living, breathing creatures on a carnal level.

Do you want to know the irony? It's if you were to purchase both of these products, the only assumption that can be made is that you yourself will be cold and lonely.

2 comments:

Jann E. said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! And for the laugh; you learn something new everyday, yikes! It IS sad that there is such a thing as a doggie sex toy, good grief!

Claudia said...

Just goes to show there's something for everyone ... if not every dog in this world!