Quote Of The Day

Aaron: “Me and Mike do not talk about spooning all the time.”

Me: “I know. Julia just told me that her term for ‘freebasing’ is ‘spooning.’”

Aaron: “Exactly! And I was trying to explain to her that spooning is like cuddling, not freebasing.”

Julia: “I know what spooning really means. But I just want to make them feel sexually uncomfortable when I tell Aaron to quit spooning with Mike.”