Jordan: "I'll go to your guy and get a japanese hair straightening."
Me: "Not Japanese! Brazilian Keratin Treatment."
Jordan: "Oh, G-d. Same thing. No, you know what? I can make up a name, too. Israeli Moshnini Treatment. $50,403, please. It permanently straightens hair for one day."
Me: "And what is your technique?"
Jordan: "We have a Jewish woman clap her hands with your hair between them for days at a time."
Me: "Yet it only lasts on day. Good idea. Patent it."