MeatWater

*?!# Vitamins! Bring on the MEAT! Introducing.... drum roll please.... MeatWater, naturally. Or unnaturally, perhaps. I am sure everyone can just navigate dinnerinabottle.com on their own, but I thought I'd share my fave!

Under Economic Survival, Kenyan Beef Stew. AKA HopeJuice:

Beef Chuck, Onions, Tomato ( Tumeric + Ginger)

I HAVE A DREAM!

YES WE CAN. . . CHANGE OUR ENERGY DRINK! This is the flavor Barack’s father was dreaming about! Tomatoes, beans and garlic along with a secret combination of African spices and the finest Kansas corn-fed beef are cooked slowly until the flavors meld together into an inspiring, hope-filled beverage that provides sustained energy for when the White House phone rings at 3AM. We promise this will satisfy both the Left and the Right! And with times the way they are, who has the cash to buy all these ingredients? It’s Economic Stimulus in a bottle!

Best enjoyed at oval office temperature!

And out of all of the most horrid choices given as options, (Sashimi, Pork Hocks, Gefilte Fish, Escargots, Shrimp Pad Thai, Dirty Hot Dog, Haggis, etc.) the only thing that truly turned my stomach was Basic Breakfast.

Eggs, bacon on buttered toast

Breakfast in your cupholder! There’s no better way to start your day than with a healthy breakfast. Drink this while you drive to work and taste that crispy bacon, fluffy egg and buttery toast! But use a straw! You don’t want any of that delicious beverage to stain your business suit!

Best enjoyed at body temperature!