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Marley's How-To Break In A Bed:

Step 1: Shove dog bed onto the hardest possible surface to avoid cushioning and comfort.

Step 2: Dismember said bed to remove any internal padding or cushions to again, avoid comfort.

Step 3: Completely ignore bed remnants until about 2.5 seconds after your brother decides to settle into what is left of it.

Step 4: Climb into bed, laying on the remaining 3 inches of bed space, and start pushing brother off of the cloth and onto the wood.

Step 5: Look both taken advantage of and bewildered as you claim your space, even though you'd rather be searching the corners of the floors for any collections of dust to scarf down.