Snapshot

Meet my grandfather. To be honest, I was not witness to this picture. I saw it on my brother's phone, and since then, I have only been able to imagine what could have been the propeller to this. Possibilities include asking him if he wants to watch The View, with Whoopi Goldberg, asking him if he thinks Whoopi Goldberg is attractive, or asking him if he wants to marry Whoopi Goldberg. More than likely, Jordan just instructed the pose. I used to bother asking him why he hated Whoopi so fervently, and every time, the answer was the same. Exasperated, he would say: "She's got NO eyebrows!"