A sport I can get behind....

I need to iron out some kinks, straighten some things out, and I think my plans will be laid out quite nicely to participate in the newest and greatest of semi-physical activities. I think I will add some pressure, evenly distributed, to all of my friends, so we can press onward with a group sport.  It will be neat! We will be presentable. And I can certainly use a new board. Some may start out a little hard, but with some experience and heat, we can get out some stiffness in mere moments. The trick is not to get burned.

Wanna try?