Conversation of the Day

Jordan: (On leaving work early) "I'm going to the all star game with joey! How sick?"

Me: "I would love to come. Thanks for the invite."

Jordan: "HAHA. Did they score the hoop yet? Hooray team!"

Me: "Oh, it is basketball?"

Jordan: "No. That's you during a baseball game. You don't even know which all star game is on."

Me: "I thought it was baseball which is why I said I would go."

Jordan: "The only tickets you should receive are for les miserables."

Me: "Do not eff with me son."

Jordan: "IT IS BASEBALL."

Me: "I would love to see les mis!"

Jordan: "I feel the vein in my neck pumping massive amounts of blood."  

Me: "I know it's baseball, silly monkey face."

Jordan: "And now it popped..."