Jordan: “Double date?”
Me: “What? Your designated driver!”
Jordan: “In Fort Lee, there’s no such thing as designated driver, we all learned how to drive drunk.”
Me: “I google searched DD. Three things came up. First thing: Designated Driver. Second thing: big breasts. Third thing: Darling Daughter. I am all of the above!”
Jordan: “Disgusting and horrible.”
Me: “You’re the one that thought I suggested we go on a double date….”
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