Tristan: "By the way, mommy, you can’t hire me. Cuz I can’t do work and school.”
Maureen: “Why would I hire you?”
Tristan: “Cuz I’m smart and know a lot of things and I’m a really good help.”
Maureen: “I didn’t know you were thinking of the position.”
Tristan: (Long pause) “Yeah, and you don’t even know where the blue print store is.”
(F.Y.I.: There is no open position, and there is no blue print store.)
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