Quote of the Day

Me: "What are u doing for dinner?"

Jordan: "Just had a ham turkey munster cheese sandwich."

Me: "You really have a terrible food schedule."

Jordan: "It's 6 nubbayy."

Me: "Yeah, who eats at 6? Old Floridian retirees."

Jordan: "I'm getting prepared. Can't just jump into retirement and just eat early. Gotta gradually move up. Have you no logic?"