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If there's one thing I like, it is outrageous humor that hits somewhere in the vicinity to home. Understated, overrated, it doesn't matter too much to me. And this website captures at least a few shared sentiments:  someEEcards

Here are a few that jumped out at me:

People may not care that you're away

I'm not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are

and

If we can't solve it via email, IM, texting, faxing, or phone calls, let's resort to meeting in person